Freaky Friday

Anna:(As her mother Tess)Well, of course we're tired because of our demanding and hectic...Do you want to know why adults are so tired all the time? Because they spend their time obsessing about these stupid, lame things they don't really have to do. Like cooking. I mean, have you never heard of take out? And cleaning? Let's don't and say we did! And quality time with your kids? You know waht? Quit begging 'em! Leave 'em alone! They like it! I mean Hello! it's called reading between the lines! try listening to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Vines, The Breeders. And if you're excited about something, why do you have to hold it in all the time? You know, just scream about it!@ Okay, do this with me, all right? Let's just say this cute guy asks you out. What are you gonna do? Whoo! Come on, that was pathetic! You know, you keep all that bottled up, no wonder you're getting old! I'm serious, this guy is hot! What are you gonna do? Whooo!